The Variables/ Date Guidelines

Okay, so every experiment has variables. The following are a list of controlled variables (aka, guidelines) to help you, recommend men for the 3o days.

There are no height, weight, race, creed requirements. The following, however, must be true of a potential date.

• single and/or LEGALLY divorced, not in any type of committed romantic relationship
• must be a nonsmoker (inspite of how cool Obama is, inspite of being a smoker, I just can't do a regular tobacco smoker)
• has to speak English or Spanish fluently. Yeah, my Farsi ain't too good.
• must not be confused about his straight sexual orientation
• can never have spent one on one time with me before
• age range 28-40 (may be flexible for exceptional men)
• shouldn't have multiple baby mommas--sorry

Other than that, wide open! Send me names and contacts of your single coworkers, colleagues, siblings, cousins, uncles, friends. :) Think hard! If you think a guy is a "little off", please just don't.